Fuck the Funnel – Launch Kit for Lazy Geniuses

Tired of coaches, funnels & 20-step launch strategies?

This kit is for creators, sellers & rebels who just want to drop their product and move on.

It includes ready-to-use templates, captions and a text-based reel – no fluff, no funnel, no BS.

📦 What's inside:

1. Landing Page Template (Canva, Story Format)

A simple, scroll-stopping template you can customize in minutes.

Use it as a product teaser, an offer page, or a mobile-first landing preview.

No tech skills. No sign-up page. Just post it, link it, done.

2. Instagram Launch Post Set (3 editable Canva posts)

Three clean, loud, and customizable launch post templates:

• Slide 1: Drop Announcement
• Slide 2: Why this template? (3 bullets)
• Slide 3: Quote or punchline

Perfect for: lazy creators, small biz rebels, anti-funnel freelancers.

3. Caption-Hook-Kit (Text-PDF)

2-page caption toolkit with plug-and-play hook lines for

📎 digital products and

📎 physical products (mugs, prints, apparel).

Use them as intros, CTAs or full captions.

4. Text-Based Reel Storyboard (Canva)

4 animated text slides that make a launch reel out of thin air.

You just copy the file, drop your colors in, and post.

Perfect for showing off – without showing your face.

5. How to Use This Kit (PDF)

One page. Five steps. And zero buzzwords.

Because you’re smart and busy – not here for a tutorial.